you may have noticed my unprecedented extended absence
this was due to the daunting task of being forced to venture outside and replenish my stockpile of cheetos and mountain dew
the horrors i witnessed outside the lukewarm confines of my room may cause mental anguish, but i am happy to say that i am back to hang around the forum like an unfunny jerkdick that just won't go away
oh wait i was always like that
disregard
this was due to the daunting task of being forced to venture outside and replenish my stockpile of cheetos and mountain dew
the horrors i witnessed outside the lukewarm confines of my room may cause mental anguish, but i am happy to say that i am back to hang around the forum like an unfunny jerkdick that just won't go away
oh wait i was always like that
disregard
